Well played, student.
It's still feels like St. Patrick's Day in here.
This is why you're always late to work.
It's high time you pondered these very important questions.
A lifetime of laughs. (Or at least five minutes of laughs.)
Have a great day by ruining someone else's.
What a ballsy outfit.
Here are some extra cool cats.
Fix your Monday.
Read. Laugh. Follow.