We’re already a week into the New Year and reality has hit: the new year is just like the old one. Same problems, different date. To help bring back some of the holiday festivities, we thought: why not throw some Jordan Carver Twitter pics into the mix? This ever-popular model is known for many things: being from Germany, gracing magazines, her luscious bounty of breasts, but most importantly, for existing in your mind. Scroll down to help chase away the New Year Blues.
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