Let’s face it, country music is hillbilly emo crap about lakes, spousal abuse, and Jesus’ driving skills, but dear God Carrie Underwood is hot. Like she is here at the American Country Awards. But I just found out that she’s an enrolled member of this. What the hell, Carrie? There goes my pickup line! What am I supposed to do now?!
Homegrown actor has his sights set on directing in the future.