Jessica Biel attended the 28th Annual Night of Stars in NYC last night, and I’m only posting this because every time I post about her I get comments saying that she’s a man and there’s no way [ insert anonymous commenter here] would ever have sex with her. So in case one of you are reading this, whenever you put down your Details Magazine and Cosmopolitan take a look at this and this then get back to me you huge fag.
Big Apple, tiny apartment.