“Ok, Jennifer. You really need to stop calling me like this. I told you, my dad’s busy. Look, I gotta go. I have Joseph Kony on the other line for my sister.”
I realize the bumper sticker on the back of your SUV says that you’re proud parent of a terrific kid, but your kid’s parents aren’t Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and they don’t get to walk a giant bulldog around New Orleans with a bodyguard so they probably want you to take that shit off. Gawd, why do you have to be so embarrassing all time? What the hell is wrong with you?!
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's son Maddox chatting away on his cell phone as his siblings Shiloh and Zahara take their bulldog out for a walk in New Orleans, LA on March 7, 2012