AJ McCarron dropped to the 5th round in the NFL draft because he was a douche in interviews and it turned out none of his teammates actually liked him, so now he’s backing up a ginger in Cincinnati. On the other hand, he’s marrying Katherine Webb because they’re both good Christian folk who need 31 knives for some reason. That’s weird, right? Maybe this is some kind of loophole for Demi Lovato.