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The Weirdest Burglary of All Time Was Apparently Committed by Jack Bauer

By Tommy Gimler

Don’t you hate it when you come home after a solid date night with the wife, complete with a few fine cuts from Outback Steakhouse and a few margaritas at Huey’s, only to find that some asshole who thinks he’s Jack Bauer has totally ransacked your house, including putting a frozen crab in your closet?

Well, that’s pretty…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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