Here’s a batch of snout candy that must have smelled terrible.
According to The LAD Bible, 24-year-old Joshua Hare is going to spend 13 weeks behind bars after getting arrested for cocaine possession. He is also uncircumcised. You see, we know that because Swindon police found the 7.2 grams of cocaine Hare was in possession of stashed under his foreskin last month.
Police said they responded to a nuisance complaint outside a Swindon Homebase on June 17. Hare must have been on some really good shit himself, because they found him buck naked around 8:30 a.m. Shortly after taking him into custody after a bit of a struggle, officers told the court that the wrap of blow “slowly emerged” from under his foreskin.
As a result of his cocaine possession, Hare will spend one week in the clink along with an “activated 12-week suspended sentence Hare had previously been given for aggravated taking of a vehicle without consent.”
So, it looks like you can add the chance that the coke you’d be snorting might have come from underneath some dude’s foreskin to the already long list of reasons to say no to drugs, kids.
