Dude Looking For Rare Pokémon In Park Finds Double-Ended Dildo Instead

And how many points is that worth? I mean, whatever it is, you’ll have to double it in this case.

According to Mirror, a 15-year-old British dude searching for the rare Grimer monster during an intense game of Pokémon Go at Hexthorpe Park in Doncaster stumbled upon pretty much the exact opposite when he found…wait for it…a double-ended dildo just lying in the grass under a tree:

Lewis Oxley said he was “stunned” but was far from shocked after running into the sex toy, which means that it might be worth grabbing a sixer the next time you’re in England and just waiting to see what happens at Hexthorpe Park when the sun goes down.

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