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10 Breakup Lines That Sound Like You’re Not Getting Dumped (But You Definitely Are) and What They Really Mean

By Matt Branham

Photo: Stewart Charles Cohen (Getty)

Love is a real bitch, right? I mean, you’d think with all the technology (and hilarious Tinder profiles) we have that everyone would be happy by now. But no, most of us are miserable little loveless turds. Those of us guys who do escape the single’s night at The Sizzler might find ourselves with…

Matt Branham
Matt Branham

Matt Branham is the Editor-in-Chief at Mandatory. A Los Angeles-based author, originally from Illinois. A man of metaphors, challenging the norm and going against everything you believe, one of Mandatory's original writers. Whether music or movies, TV or taboo, he's always writing, mostly in alliterations. His latest book "Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off" was released in 2016, following "Feeling Out of Shorts." Stick around for more from this big hat wearing, topsy turvy troubadour.

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