What is it, amateur hour? Might as well be with the way you’re going to send off 2019. It’s not the fact that your entire New Year’s Eve plan is to get dead drunk, but that part of your brain will be inactive for most of the night. And while your brain is on hiatus, drunk you will blather on about the big changes you have in store for 2020. This overhaul sounds pretty promising to everyone you know. Unfortunately, you’ll wake up New Year’s Day and have zero recollection of anything you swore to do. Don’t worry, we’re one step ahead of you. Keep reading to discover the top 20 things you’ll drunkenly promise to do differently in 2020, but will forget by morning.
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What kind of drunken promises will you make about changing your life in 2020? Let us know what you’ll avoid when you sober up in the comments!
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things you pretend to quit in 2020
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Getting in the Best Shape of Your Life
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AskIng Your Girlfriend to Marry You
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Waking Up Early to Get More Out of Your Day
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Making it to New Year's Day Brunch With Your Friends
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Eating Less Garbage
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Finally Learning How to Budget
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Stop Smoking Cigarettes
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Telling People Yes When You Mean No
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Putting in Extra Effort at Work
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Keeping a Tidy Apartment
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Cutting Down on Nights Like These
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Not Drinking So Damn Much
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Asking Out That Girl You Like
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Never Hooking Back Up With Your Ex
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Letting Go of Your Beef With That Guy You Hate at Work
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Finishing That Novel You Started in College
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Quitting Your Crappy Desk Job to Pursue Your Dream
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Putting Your Money Into One-of-a-Kind Experiences
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Spending More Quality Time With Your Parents
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Paying Off Your Damn Student Loans
