Despite what the weather says, summer’s on its way out and school’s in session. That means so is the luxury of summer livin’ like sleeping in, hanging out with no set schedule, and getting high whenever you want. Fear not, friend and fellow cannabis enthusiast. Although you may not be able to sleep in late or do whatever you want with your time, you can still get stoned discreetly. (If you live in a state that’s legalized marijuana, that is.)
There are a ton of ways to get stoned on the down-low and we’re happy to share our favorite ways. We walked so you can run. Don’t let a silly thing like going to class cramp your style. The smart smoker can get high anywhere, at any time. Here are our favorite products and tips for getting stoned discreetly before, during, and after class.
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Vape With PAX 3 by Akiko Tsuji
Keeping your smokin' on the DL doesn't have to mean lacking style thanks to the engraved PAX 3 by Japanese Artist Akiko Tsuji. This limited edition collab has all the benefits of the PAX 3, which the NY Times calls, "The Best Portable Vaporizer," because it's small and discreet. What makes it awesome is its dual use of flower as well as waxy/solid concentrates, extra long battery life, and a 10-year limited warranty. Plus, it will look cool as hell to anyone who does get to see you smoke.
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Try Dryer Sheets
There are a few ways to get away with smoking in public and dryer sheets are one of the cheapest, especially if you're trying to get away with smoking a bong indoors. Wad up a handful of dryer sheets and stuff them into an empty paper towel or toilet paper roll. To use, smoke like normal but then exhale into the tube stuffed with dryer sheets (aka a sploof). This also works if you wrap a towel around a handful of dryer sheets. Basically, welcome to getting high in your dorm bathroom.
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Light 024™ Candles
Unless you've been smokin' for a while, you know that a normal candle won't cover the smell of cannabis. Thankfully, 024™'s patented NeuAir™ technology targets and neutralizes cannabis airborne molecules. Instead, it replaces them with specially formulated alluring and immersive fragrances. Not only do these amazing candles neutralize the scent of cannabis, but they smell really good while doing it. Plus, NeuAir™ works to eliminate tobacco, pet, and food odors, too, making it the perfect accessory for a variety of scent-related issues.
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Eat Bubby's Baked Full-Spectrum Edibles
If you're big on getting high, but not committed to flowers, low-dose edibles like Bubby's Baked are for you. These delicious Brownie Bites, Snickerdoodle Bites and Chocolate Chip Bites are the perfect way to get high without alerting anyone. All you're really going to have to learn to do is teach yourself only to have just one at a time. They're seriously that good.
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Smoke Air One Hitter by Vessel Brands
Nothing is more conspicuous than the stoner who carries a bong in their backpack. My good dude, it's 2022 and we've got the technology for you to experience a great smoke sesh with the simplicity of a one-hitter unlike no other thanks to Vessel Brands' Air. The Air implements a handcrafted tapered design with a smoked finish that comes in three colors (emerald, jade, and gray). This pocket-sized pipe looks more like a pen than contraband with a sleek design you'll love hitting between classes.
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Use the Smoke Buddy Personal Air Filter
The Smoke Buddy takes the dryer sheet sploof and actually applies science to make it a certifiable air filter that fits in your pocket. Simply exhale your smoke through your easy-to-use Smoke Buddy and odorless air comes out the other end. Smoke where you want, and when you want, without anyone knowing the wiser. Plus, at under $20 bucks, you're really buying stoner peace of mind.
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Drink Mari y Juana Beverage Co.' Cannabis-Infused Soft Drinks
Edible drinks are one of the best ways to get stoned without calling attention to yourself. Our new favorite is Mari y Juana Beverage Co.'s Cannabis Infused Soft Drinks. They earned 1st place in the 2022 Cannabis Cup People's Choice Edible Drinks. They use rapid onset technology to get you high faster than ever. Plus, they come in four tasty flavors that use real cane sugar and natural flavors including Pineapple, Guava, Tamarind, and Mandarin.
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Buy a Cupsy Water Pipe
Meet Cupsy. It merges the best of both worlds, coffee, cannabis and hidden products. It accomplishes this by disguising a simple water pipe as a to-go coffee cup. Its revolutionary design pairs an unassuming everyday object with a high-performance cannabis bubbler system. Not only that, Cupsy has a ceramic bowl for flower that keeps the taste pure and stows away inside a hidden storage compartment when not in use. This means Cupsy can stay portable without compromising your experience. So go ahead and drag this mug everywhere you go. It's bound to be your very best pal by the end of the semester.
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Huff the MÜV Cannabis THC Inhaler
Make sure you get your medicine before, during and after class with the MÜV Cannabis THC Inhaler. Its familiar and easy-to-use design is used just like a traditional inhaler and delivers a fast, controlled dose of cannabis while also helping patients avoid the smells that come with smoking cannabis. Just insert the inhaler into your mouth, and press down to feel better.
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