Bronies need to cut loose. After all, if you’re an adult male super-fan of The Hub’s hit series My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic, you might be having a hard time explaining your obsession to your parents, friends and most ladies — which causes stress. Let these pony-based drinks take the edge off. Here are 7 My Little Pony cocktails:
Mystic Amethyst
That horn could make a handy bottle opener. [via]
Soft Spoken
Don’t be shy, little pony. Drink all this vodka. [via]
Speed Demon
Real life horses also love energy drinks. [via]
Bold ‘n’ Delicious
Actually, in this picture, Applejack looks like she’s already had a few. [via]
Bourgeoisie
But really, aren’t all these cocktails inspired by a cartoon show for little girls classy?
Pinkie Pie
Sprinkles are also really good in an old fashioned. [via]
Spike
And you worried these cocktails wouldn’t be manly enough. [via]
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!