Her fiancé might not be thinking it right now as he lies in a hospital bed with a stab wound to his stomach, but given that the wedding was only one week away, this might be the best thing that could have happened to him.
In your daily dose of “This Shit Only Happens in Florida” news, a Fort Pierce woman was arrested and charged with aggravated battery after stabbing her fiancé in the stomach because he wouldn’t drive her to a liquor store.
Cedric Henry told police his fiancé Melissa Bopp stabbed him with a “big knife” after he made what must have seemed like a rational decision at the time to not drive her to a liquor store because he himself was too intoxicated.
And just when you thought in no way could anything else have happened to make Bopp look like an even crazier piece of trash, the whole incident went down in front of Bopp’s child.
We’ve got 20 bucks that says that kid doesn’t turn out to be valedictorian.
(via WESH)
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