Hippo Attacks Boat of People Crossing River Because you don’t have enough to fear in the world already, here’s a new threat: hippos. Yup, those massive beasts…
Millennial Job Hunter Sent Her Resume to Nike…On a Cake (Just Eat It?) How far would you go to get your dream job?
Food Delivery Robot Forces Its Way Through Crime Scene (Someone Teach This Thing Some Manners!) You can teach a robot many things, but we’re not sure you can teach it manners. Just take, for example,…
Elon Musk’s College Girlfriend Auctions Off Relationship Mementos (All’s Fair in Love and Capitalism) We wish our ex's stuff was worth this much.
73-Year-Old Former Prince Charles Gets First Job as King Following Queen Elizabeth II’s Death (Welcome to the Working World, Buddy) Long live the king?
Bodybuilding TikToker Claims He Eats 100 Eggs a Day to Stay Swole (Take That, Cool Hand Luke) What came first, the muscles or the eggs?
Millennials Scramble to Text Their Moms to Ask If They Got the Polio Vaccine (Too Bad There’s No Cure For the Inability to Adult) Here's another deadly virus to add to your vaccine to-do list!
MAGA Bro Fake-Cries His Way Through Jan. 6 Performance Art at Conservative Political Action Conference So many white male tears.
Monkeypox Declared Public Health Emergency in the US (Here’s Why Dudes Are More Likely to Get It) Just what we need: another pandemic!