The other day, the seafood selection at the T-Rex Cafe in Downtown Disney in Florida was a little fresher than it should have been. The large fish tank in the middle of the restaurant sprung a giant leak and proceeded to pour gallons and gallons of water out into the restaurant. Perplexed employees then climbed into the tank in an attempt to save the fish inside. According to customer reports, the restaurant remained open after that section was closed off for repair. No injuries or fish fatalities were reported. That’s what they get for asking their waiter for more water.
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