At least the guy arrested three times for masturbating on his driveway kept it on his property; the guy below was not only caught playing with himself on a beach, but also gave the cop the worst explanation.
Byron Christianoudis, 44, from Sarasota, Florida, was caught masturbating on a beach, but he came…prepared with the best reason as to why he was doing that when a cop confronted him.
“My girlfriend was out of town and I miss her,” Christianoudis told the cop.
Hey, maybe the beach reminds him of her. Or maybe the rough texture of the sand between his legs reminds him of her skin.
According to Darin Ruth, the cop who caught him, Byron was “sitting in the sand near the sand dunes, rubbing his genital area (masturbating).” Ruth also adds that while Byron touched himself he appeared to be “watching an adult female and a minor female child walking down the water’s edge.”
Byron’s explanation meant nothing as he was still arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, a misdemeanor, and is currently being held on $250 bond.
If you want to see how good Byron is with his hands check out this alleged video of him going crazy on his electric guitar. Apologies to those who actually wanted to see Byron go crazy on himself.
Via The Smoking Gun
