It’s almost always wise to try and look on the bright side of any bad situation, but the following Amazon review may have taken that credo to the extreme. We wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise here, so we’ll simply let it speak for itself:
If 86 out of 95 people really found that review helpful, perhaps it’s time I start living a little more dangerously. I haven’t had someone try to kill me in weeks.
(via Imgur)
To be fair, people will stab you for just about anything these days: Arkansas Woman Stabs Boyfriend Over Grilled Cheese Sandwich
