This Square Dancing Conspiracy Is Insane

By Spencer Hicks

COLORFUL SQUARE DANCE GROUP TWIRLING. Photo: Harald Sund (Getty).

If you or someone you know has ever been forced to learn how to square dance in school, they are part of a huge government conspiracy to rid the world of jazz music. It seems silly, but the farther you go down this rabbit hole, the more the story checks out.

Buckle up,…

Spencer Hicks
Spencer Hicks

Spencer Hicks is a stand-up comedian from Oklahoma. He has opened for Dave Chappelle, Paul F. Tompkins, Rob Delaney, and still doesn't have the respect of his father. He enjoys putting on sunscreen, staying indoors, and making sure that mole on his back isn't melanoma (he's fine, it was just a garden mole).

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