Fortunately for my penis, there’s more pictures of Ashley Greene in a bikini at Wet Republic Ultra Pool in Las Vegas. I’m not saying I’m completely in love with her and would pound her little ass into a fine powder, but if I found her turned inside out, I’d at least make sure she was still warm before I put a condom on.
Lena Dunham is already planning to annoy the eff out of us after her death.
