Todd is out rubbing elbows with John Legend today, so hopefully he’ll learn to play “Mary Had A Little Lamb” on piano, because that’s more likely to get him laid than his current tactic of making fun of muscular calves. Anyhow, Jessica-Jane Clement is British and has a tattoo of a pinup girl, which makes her similar enough to the mess below to warrant her own post and to salvage your corneas. You’re welcome.
The movie geek's guidebook to all the horror and horror-themed movies coming out for the rest of 2012.
