Here is the video of Jennifer Garner nearly busting her ass while walking out to present the Oscar for Achievment in Sound Editing. Her tits in that dress should’ve won for Achievement in Causing Painful Erections. I realize they are probably full of milk, but my God, they looked spectacular. All I need now is her address, a cot and some graham crackers.
The soundtrack to the apocalypse? Perhaps. One of 2011's best metal albums? Definitely.
