Whitney Port Is A Maybe

Whenever I read Whitney Port’s name in magazines it’s always followed with “the sexy star of The Hills”, so I wasn’t really sure why magazines would lie to me because I never did anything to them, and to be honest, even though other magazines looked at me, I never let it go any further that innocent flirting because monogamy is very important to me just like trust and open comunication. However, this is probably the best I’ve ever seen her look. Although that’s really not saying much. Her bikini bottom makes her look like a 70’s porn star whose about to give birth to a badger. I’m not a swimsuit designer, but I can’t shake the feeling that this may not be this summer’s hottest new look.