American Pickers’ Mike Wolfe Is Not In Jail Ongoing rumors suggest that Mike Wolfe, of American Pickers fame, has landed himself in jail. Famous for his procurement skills,…
Second Opinion: 12 Years a Slave "Possibly the best horror film of the year, but it’s a disappointing drama."
Stranded: Interpol Stuck In 40-Hour Snowstorm, Surviving on Vodka & Starburst Interpol got caught in a snowstorm en route to Toronto, and have been trapped on their tour bus for over…
Be Humble Day | Show Off Your Humility! Today is National Be Humble Day. In other words, it's a holiday you can't celebrate on the internet.
StarbucksDrakeHands (Warning: Do Not Repeat) StarbucksDrakeHands is probably not the way to a woman's heart.
Daycare Owner Arrested For Lacing Goldfish Crackers With THC, Parents and Potheads Wonder, ‘Why Didn’t We Think of That?’ Right product, wrong demographic.
Meanwhile in New York: Pete Davidson Opens Bar With Secret Entrance, 1 Guess Who’s on the Blacklist Belly up to the bar, friends.
President Biden Welcomes Cat Into White House Just So He Can Make Old-Fashioned Pussy Joke Before Immediately Calling Everyone to Apologize Someone’s finally getting pussy in the White House…but we never thought it would be Joe Biden.
Meanwhile on Twitter: Dionne Warwick Gets In Salty Food Fight With Oreo Over Weird Flavors (Finally, A Celebrity Who Understands Us) There's no doubt Oreo has gone off the deep end with its flavors, but none of us has been brave…