The first anniversary of Carrie Fisher‘s death was yesterday, and the last movie she was in before she died is making dorks upset and has already made $843M in 13 days. The soulless, corporate movie where they used CGI to artificially milk your tears sucked ass, but The Last Jedi is awesome. I’m sorry you just wanted more of the same and hated it. You’re dumb. Anyway, in lieu of her dying and the biggest movie out right now, here’s Carrie Fisher’s original Star Wars audition with a little help from Harrison Ford and Variety. What? I’m not crying. Fuck off.
Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #1
American actress Carrie Fisher on the set of Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope written, directed and produced by Georges Lucas. (Photo by Sunset Boulevard/Corbis via Getty Images)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #2
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 16: Carrie Fisher attends the European Premiere of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" at Leicester Square on December 16, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #3
SANTA MONICA, CA - FEBRUARY 19: Honoree Carrie Fisher attends the US-Ireland Aliiance's Oscar Wilde Awards event at J.J. Abrams' Bad Robot on February 19, 2015 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for US-IRELAND ALLIANCE)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #4
ANAHEIM, CA - APRIL 16: Actors Mark Hamill (L) and Carrie Fisher speak onstage during Star Wars Celebration 2015 on April 16, 2015 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for Disney)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #5
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 10: (EDITORS NOTE: This image was processed using digital filters.) (L-R) Actors Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and more than 6000 fans enjoyed a surprise "Star Wars" Fan Concert performed by the San Diego Symphony, featuring the classic "Star Wars" music of composer John Williams, at the Embarcadero Marina Park South on July 10, 2015 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for Disney)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #6
SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 10: (L-R) Actors Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford pose onstage at the Lucasfilm panel during Comic-Con International 2015 at the San Diego Convention Center on July 10, 2015 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #7
JUN 15 1977, MAY 30 1978, JUN 4 1978; 'Star Wars' has Given three Performers that 'All-Important Break'; Featured in the popular science fantasy movie are, from left, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford.; (Photo By Steve Larson/The Denver Post via Getty Images)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #8
HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 14: Actresses Carrie Fisher (L) and Billie Catherine Lourd attend the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 7th annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom at Hollywood & Highland Center on November 14, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #9
HOLLYWOOD, CA - DECEMBER 14: Actresses Carrie Fisher (L) and Billie Lourd attend the Premiere of Walt Disney Pictures and Lucasfilm's "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" at the Dolby Theatre on December 14, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
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Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition #10
NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 10: Carrie Fisher attends the 54th New York Film Festival - "Bright Lights" Photo Cal on October 10, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)
