It’s good to see the harsh winter and unusually large amounts of snowfall haven’t killed New Yorkers’ sense of humor.
According to a post on Twitter from a Central Park goer, two men took a fair amount of time out of their Presidents’ Day to build a giant winky out of snow:
But it’s not just New Yorkers who are going to great lengths to make sure others know what a pork sword looks like. To say these ladies at Rowan University in Glassboro, NJ went into great detail with their enormous giggle stick of snow would be a bigger understatement than saying Lindsay Lohan kind of likes cocaine:
Some people will look at that picture and marvel at the great detail these ladies were able to go into with their snow boner. Between the mushroom head and the veins, either these girls are the reason why artists at Rowan University are considered to be some of the best, or they are sexperts on male anatomy because they are the biggest tramps on campus. Either way, it sounds like my kind of school.
It’s too bad others will look at the picture and see three girls who will never be senators.
(via UPI)
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