John McClane Returns For ‘Die Hard’ Battery Commercial (Besting ‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ In A Matter Of Minutes)

The first time we met John McClane in 1988’s Die Hard, he was the quintessential, wise-cracking action hero. The last time we saw John McClane, he was navigating a lackluster fourquel, 2013’s A Good Day to Die Hard (“Yippee Ki Yay, Mother Russia!”).

Now, John McClane returns in “a new chapter” in which he “faces off against old foes…