Hippo Attacks Boat of People Crossing River Because you don’t have enough to fear in the world already, here’s a new threat: hippos. Yup, those massive beasts…
Elon Musk’s College Girlfriend Auctions Off Relationship Mementos (All’s Fair in Love and Capitalism) We wish our ex's stuff was worth this much.
Actor Ezra Miller Accused of Stealing Alcohol From Vermont Home (So Much For Those Superpowers) This is not superhero behavior.
MAGA Bro Fake-Cries His Way Through Jan. 6 Performance Art at Conservative Political Action Conference So many white male tears.
Rogue Delivery Robot Found in Woods, Can a Horny Machine Get Some Privacy? Not all bots that wander are lost.
Weird News of the Day: Arby’s Manager Caught Urinating in Milkshake, But Are You Even Surprised? The secret ingredient is...urine!
Semen Found To Be an Excellent Anti-Aging Treatment, Explains Why People in Porn Look So Shiny If a bunch of privileged rich ladies want to rub cum on their faces to fight the aging process, then…