The Big List: Detective Reddit Investigates Boston Tragedy

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10 Boston Marathon ‘Suspects’ 4Chan And Reddit Found

http://www.ibtimes.com/10-boston-marathon-bombing-suspects-4chan-reddit-found-photos-1199213

There’s enough speculation here to put these 10 into Reddit Jail for a long, long time.

The Onion: Next Week’s School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill

http://www.theonion.com/articles/next-weeks-school-shooting-victims-thank-senate-fo,32094/

More like “NR-Yay!” Right kids?

Three Men Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being ‘Too Irresistible To Women’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2310526/Three-men-deported-Saudi-Arabia-irresistible-women.html

I assume the movie rights have already been sold.

Don’t Believe The Hype: House Tyrell Is Richer Than House Lannister

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/04/17/goldbugs_in_westeros_house_tyrell_is_richer_than_house_lannister.html

The Game of Thrones is not a Game of Gold.

29 Reasons To Love Boston

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/29-reason-to-love-boston

We love yah, Boston!

That’s all for this deported edition of The Big List.

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