The Big List: Oscar Nominations 2014! Netflix Is Screwed!

By Geoffrey Golden

Time to get on stage, make jokey banter with a beautiful actress in a crazy dress that was analyzed by every woman in America hours before, open an envelope, take a surprisingly long time to open said envelope, announce the name inside the envelope, walk off-stage, drink heavily until the endless award ceremony is finally over and check out these links!

 

And The 2014 Oscar Nominees…

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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