The ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’ Pop-Up Bar in Chicago Is the Merriest Thing Since Bing Crosby Tap-Danced With Danny F*cking Kaye If you'd love to drink eggnog out of a moose mug, we've got the pop-up bar for you.
The Best Low-Calorie Beers to Keep That Holiday Belly From Becoming a Bowl Full of Jelly Save your calories for dessert by drinking these low-calorie brews with dinner.
Spend Your Thanksgiving Playing Fat Jewish’s BABE Bingo Drinking Game (Instead of Listening to Your Relatives Talk Politics) The wackier your family, the faster you'll win at this game of bingo.
Booze-Giving: A Mandatory Holiday Guide to Gifting the Very Best Liquor Has to Offer Give the gift of bottled oblivion this holiday season.
Mandatory Thanksgiving Day Drinking Guide: Pairing the Perfect Drink With Each Part of Your Turkey Day Every drink you need to survive every step of your Turkey Day.
Party Like the 99 Percent: The PBR 99-Pack Is Here to Keep the Party Going Until 2020 You might as well apologize to your liver now.
8 Easy Hot Cocktails You Can Brew Up on the Stove (Anything to Get You Through the Holidays) When the holidays come, you'll want a little something from Santa's helper.
Too Far: Costco Is Now Selling Eggnog Wine, Succeeds In Making Eggnog Somehow Grosser This is one kind of spiked eggnog you'll want to stay away from.
Poor Man’s Thanksgiving: Pringles Releases Whole Thanksgiving Meal of Chips (If You’re That Broke and Bad at Cooking) Why cook when you can snack on Thanksgiving-flavored chips instead?
Not Lovin’ It: South Carolina Man Says He Got High From McDonald’s Sweet Tea, Probably Just Diabetic What'd you expect, dude?
Recipes: Slim Down for Summer with Low-Cal Options As the weather warms, you're going to have face a summer without a shirt or two. Starting slimming down now…
Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Dildo After She Criticized His Sexual Performance Just your typical Tuesday night in the Sunshine State.