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Erik Fontanez

Erik is a longtime writer and editor who was once an underground hip-hop superstar with dreams of playing in the NBA. Those dreams became afterthoughts when Erik met the love of his life -- pizza. Unable to dunk a basketball anymore, and coping with being full from eating yet another large with pepperoni and onions, Erik gave up rap stardom and began writing on the internet because it’s so much cooler than rapping, touring the world and being a rich basketball player. He also likes romantic comedies.

Public Shaming of Slacking Chinese Employees Offers Motivation to Americans

Let's hope your job is at least better than the one these Chinese employees have where their numbers have to…

Fun Erik Fontanez 6 years ago

Mandatory GIFs of the Week ‘Groundhog Day’ Edition

Groundhog Day is a largely useless holiday, but we're not completely against utilizing it for some quality GIFs.

Fun Erik Fontanez 6 years ago

Groundhog Battles: Buffalo Bert Upstages A Lazy Punxsutawney Phil

Punxsutawney Phil, the greatest groundhog of all time, is facing stiff competition for the first time in his weather-forecasting career.

Fun Erik Fontanez 6 years ago

Mandatory Monday Memes 1-28-2019

Can you believe that we’re already almost through January? It’s like the last month just shot by while tried to…

Fun Erik Fontanez 6 years ago

Trouser Snakes on a Plane! When Emotional Support Animals Go Way Too Far

This idiot took the concept of emotional support animals to another level on par with 'Snakes on a Plane.'

Fun Erik Fontanez 6 years ago

Pizza ATMS Keep College Students Fueled Up At Ohio State

Pizza ATMs are now a thing at Ohio State.

Fun Erik Fontanez 6 years ago

Some Genius Injected Himself With His Own Semen

Photo: Diy13 (Getty Images) Listen, folks, we’re all for finding alternative therapies and treatments that support better health and well-being. We’re totally…

Fun Erik Fontanez 6 years ago