Trump-Approved Doctor Touts Cure for Coronavirus; Watch Out For That Demon Semen, Though Shouldn’t there be some sort of psychological screening before graduates are given the M.D. title?
Science Says That All You Need to Do to Stay COVID-Free is to Pack Your Bowels With Fermented Foods Packing your bowels with fermented foods might help you stay COVID-free.
Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap the Week of 7-31-2020 It’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week!
Mandatory Good News: Therapy ‘Dogtor’ and Owner Distribute Self-Care Kits to Frontline Workers An incredible 5,500 kits have made their way into the hands of frontline workers thanks to donations.
Airline Promises to Pay Funeral Costs If You Get COVID-19 In-Flight (But You’ll Be Dead So Who Cares) Maybe keep your feet on the ground instead – so you don’t end up 6 feet under it.
The Rusty American’s Guide to Getting Back to Not Blowing Your Load Too Quickly, Hopefully Last longer with these tips.
‘Doomscrolling’ Is Bad For Your Health, And Here’s How to Successfully Stop It Doomscrolling can be addictive, but it doesn’t have to control you.
Major League Baseball Opens With Convincing Cardboard Fan Cutouts, Despite Not Being 300 Pounds or Yelling Obscenities Teams throughout the league are implementing plans to pack the stands with cardboard cutouts.