Remember this weird story?
Moral of the story: don't date this dude.
That's an important title to hold.
I don't think that customer will be eating there again.
Now she needs a dad that lives off her and she's set.
A fall campaign we can all get behind of.
Take that, Neutrogena!
The first step to improving this nation.
That's one way to get their blessing.
Everyone has their methods.