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One of the hardest parts of being in a band – besides singing well and learning how to play your instrument – is coming up with a cool band name that will make you stand out from the crowd. Don’t cripple yourself by going with something lame and unimaginative – be extraordinary. If you’re stuck on a name, don’t worry, we’re here for you. Here are 100 unused band names that will be sure to get the record labels drooling over you.
1. Sunny D & the Purple Stuffs
2. The Mamas and the Papa Shangos
3. Diaper Flight
4. The United States of Triceratops
5. AirBloods
6. Mean Gene Wilder
7. RandyGrams
8. The South Bend Shovel Slayerz
9. Da Booty Pinchers
10. Where is Harold Minor?
11. Borat Voice
12. Karrotz
13. Kelery
14. Whoop, Here We Are
15. Great Dane Choo-Choo Train
16. Shaq Quan Do
17. Feline Aidz
18. Donkeyyyyyyyy
19. John Candy Crush
20. πcrust
21. Simon Says … Enjoy Our Music!
22. lowercase g
23. Hangin with Mark Curry
24. L.L. Cool Pant Leg
25. Donnie Drako Malfoys
26. Cactus Jack-O-Lanterns
27. Candy Crotch
28. Lime’s Disease
29. Krumpa Claus
30. Krumpzilla
31. Sir Krumpington of Krumpsville
32. Shawn Kemp’s Kids
33. The Handlebar Moshtashes
34. Uncle Frank’s Sweater
35. Packard Bell Sexy Time
36. Steve Harveyy Express
37. Snake Patch: The Band
38. The Evil Ted
39. Matchbox 21
40. Rob Thomas 20
41. Lil Jeff and the Boyz
42. Pinkie Ring Paint Job
43. Syrup & PanQUAKES
44. LOG OFF
45. Bobby Hurley’s Shorts
46. Cabbage Patch Boyz
47. The Erik Spolestra Reading Levels
48. ROCK-y Dennis
49. BLIMP
50. Pistols and Tulips
51. The Civil Kites
52. Shark Tits
53. Shrek Tits
54. Ja Rulez
55. Will Ferrell Parody Band
56. The Interrupting Co-MOOO
57. Ska-Hum Bug
58. Shark Pants
59. The Tipos
60. PopKorn
61. Game of Tongs
62. The Band Formerly Known as Shrek Tits
63. Kathy Bates Sex Scene
64. Stanky Legolas
65. Sexy John Madden
66. False Blood
67. Octovagina
68. Donkey Lip Gals
69. Mike & the Awkward Pauses
70. The Goldusters
71. Poop Sock
72. WAAAAAAAALLT! the band
73. Perms4Werms
74. The Manual Retweets
75. Great Charlotte
76. Grumpy Skats
77. Draft Plump
78. Dustin Diamond Dallas Page
79. Little Tony and the Music Players
80. Morgan Free Men
81. FaceBrook
82. Mama Roach
83. The Cash Crabs
84. Hope, Jobs and Cash Attack
85. Flop Tit
86. Undercover Pug Lovers
87. The Jeff Golden Blums
88. Greg: The Band
89. Mr. Klean
90. Is This Good Enough, Dad?
91. Front Butt
92. Geocities Homeboys
93. Stankky Gregg
94. Dharma Peanut Butter
95. Over-Political Movie Review
96. The Kidney Rocks
97. Flannel Cutoff Jeanz
98. Cropdust Flight Path
99. MisterCarriage
100. Maroon 1-4
