I've seen some pretty scary stuff in my life, but someone not being able to eat pizza because they can't figure out how to take a bite is by far the scariest thing I've ever seen. Just think of all that little girl is missing out on. It's a tragedy really. Some say she's still trying to figure it out. Although, it's best she keep trying to eat pizza that way instead of eating it with a fork and knife like some people do. Those people are awful human beings. Maybe these hacks will help: 7 Pizza Hacks That Will Change Your Life
Pizza is like sex; there's a wrong way and a right way to do it.