Chrissy Teigen is a super-duper model who has appeared on the cover of the “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue,” color commentates on “Lip Sync Battle” and currently hosts the show “FabLife.” She’s also married to the giant megastar John Legend. When she’s not busy being way more successful than the rest of us, she spends most of her time tweeting awesome stuff that makes us like her even more. Here are some of the best tweets Teigen could cram into 140 characters.
I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn’t even that far away
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015
Walked like this for 4 delta gates which is approximately 64 miles pic.twitter.com/NMCFxYT8AS
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 14, 2014
Honestly most excited for this. Where has my life gone. pic.twitter.com/73SQxrm9HG
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015
I see your laziness, and I raise you “just called reception to find out my room number”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 25, 2015
a real blessing would be seeing the pope eat a cheesesteak today
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 26, 2015
8:43pm update. Same spot. New additions. Have not showered or put on clothing. pic.twitter.com/dbjmlUjDkW
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 25, 2015
ONLINE RETAILER PSA: PUT A FOOT IN THE SHOE
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 19, 2015
The corner of Robertson and National smells like bread 24/7. This would be my corner if I were a lady of the night for sure
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 27, 2015
damn. corn is only 50 cents? I would have said 5 bucks if you asked. (check back here for more riveting #corntweets)
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 31, 2015
I get so mad when people look at my laptop screen on the plane that I start shaking and can barely continue reading their screens
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 13, 2015
japanese anime porn documentary on HBO. it’s not creepy to watch because of the word “documentary” is what I am telling myself right now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 11, 2015
whenever people say they hate me i get sad but then i realize i hate a shit ton of people i don’t know
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 15, 2015
i’m at that age where 1/3 of my instagram is proud dads, 1/3 is singles in montauk and 1/3 is people pouring champagne on titties
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 22, 2015
looking at google images of vacation spots because i quit
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 12, 2015
Wait am I the only person that didn’t know “no tears” shampoo meant no tears/rips in the hair not legit crying tears???
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 3, 2015
The Patriots winning tactic of fuck it, anything goes football reminds me of my idea of a steroid baseball league AKA monster ball.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 11, 2015
there is so much fear that happens in the AM when i catch myself in the mirror before the shower and see i still have nipple covers on
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2015
John just finally coughed in his sleep. That was a solid hour of me feeling like the number one suspect
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 1, 2015
