We’re all different, but personally, I hate it when couples post their vacation photos online. Vacation photos that only they will find interesting. The rest of us, however, are forced to sit there and rip on how cheesy and dorky they are. Luckily, we’re not above that in any way. And since Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are off celebrating their one-year anniversary on some private island and shoving it down all of our throats on Instagram, they just became a couple of big, fat celebrity bullseyes. Let’s begin.
Taylor Swift took a private island getaway and all I got was this lousy, off-center photograph that she probably took 10 times over before eventually giving up and saying “close enough.”
Wish you were her (just kidding, she’s still the worst).
OK, we’ll give you this one, Calvin. Post more vacay photos like this, please.
Aww, how cute, she accidentally confused Calvin Harris with one of her numerous ex-boyfriends. (Sidenote: we know Calvin’s real name is Adam Wiles, but how does that make the joke funnier?)
And now for the obligatory “look how much money we have” pics, a clear favorite among celebrities:
Personal jet skis? Sweet! You’d think one would suffice for just two people, but whatever.
“In case we get bored with our personal f**king jet skis” –no one in history besides Taylor Swift.
“Watch! WATCH! ARE YOU WATCHING!?” –Taylor Swift (but for real this time).
God forbid you don’t give these photos the attention they deserve. As for me, that’s about all the excitement I can vicariously stand for the day.
(h/t Someecards)
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