Man Shoots Wife Every Day With Nerf Guns To Predictable Results

July 20, 2016

Nerf guns and accessories are a lot of fun…for about five minutes at a time MAYBE once a week. But start shooting them at your wife every single day for seven straight and the humor of being unexpectedly ambushed around every corner loses its luster. Well, for the wife at least. We just get to sit here and laugh as she gets increasingly angry with each passing shot. Maybe Nerf guns aren’t so bad after all.

Man Shoots Wife With Nerf Guns Every Day

OK, we changed our minds; that was a minute and a half of nagging wife hell. Totally not worth it, dude.

h/t The Chive

Now, try them with fathers!: Watch This Dad Get Shot With A Nerf Gun Every Day By His Son

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