Two Guys Who Hate Ryan Lochte Were Arrested After Jumping On The DWTS Stage

September 13, 2016

Odds are when it was revealed that American swimmer Ryan Lochte embellished a tad about getting robbed at the 2016 Rio Olympic Games, you read about it for a few minutes and then said, “Well, I’ve got six million more important things to do, so I’m moving on.”

But that apparently isn’t the case for everybody, as two dipshits jumped on the stage during ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars” Monday night and tried to attack Lochte while he sashayed along the floor with some smoking hottie.

Thankfully for Lochte, security acted fast and prevented the two men from getting anywhere near him and his partner. And thankfully for us, the cameras caught most of the chaos:

Wow. Great stuff.

Here are the two dudes who apparently couldn’t go on with life as it was knowing that Ryan Lochte lied about getting robbed in Rio:

Cuffed for rushing the stage at #DWTS during @ryanlochte‘s dance pic.twitter.com/rjueIKuLsZ

— Jason Nathanson (@ABCNewsJason) September 13, 2016

The biggest takeaway from this? You guessed it: When Carrie Ann Inaba says “Excuse me,” nobody gives a shit.

h/t BroBible

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Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.