It’s hard enough to enjoy your sandwich and hot soup with all the people in this overcrowded world of ours. May we offer a remedy for the agonizing afternoons of your putrid filth-filled lives? It’s these sweet nostalgic lunch boxes and matching thermos that will take you back to the good ol’ days when life was simple(r), and your biggest problem was which game to play at recess. Though life may blow at times, these now-antique lunch boxes will never let you down, especially if you have a Ghostbusters box hidden somewhere. Enjoy these, maybe bust one out and watch your life and friendship circle expand. Or just carry on with your sad existence.
Nostalgic Lunchboxes
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Batman Lunch Box
Nothing says "I am Batman" more than Batman. Except maybe this lunch box.
It made every kid feel like they were the Dark Knight.
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Super Mario Bros Lunch Box
Perfect storage for your warp pipe and mushrooms. Everyone thought I was weird in high school for carrying it, but no one ever suspected my drug problem.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Lunch Box
This came with a Shredder for my string cheese.
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Curious George Lunch Box
What I'm most curious about is why The Man in the Yellow Hat kept a pain in the ass monkey around.
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G.I. Joe Lunch Box
Eating your lunch was half the battle. Making sure a bully didn't steal it first was the other half.
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Scooby Doo Lunch Box
This came pre-loaded with Scooby Snacks.
Don't get into any vans, kids.
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He-Man Lunch Box
Anyone with this lunchbox went from super-fem Prince Adam to mega-masculine He-Man. Instantly.
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The Real Ghostbusters Lunch Box
There was something strange packed into my lunch. Who was I to call?
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Beetlejuice Lunch Box
All the kids at recess were afraid to read this lunch box three times fast.
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Jurassic Park Lunch Box
For the dino-sized appetite.
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Sesame Street Lunch Box
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to my lunch table, please? I'm starving.
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Superman Lunch Box
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a fucking lunch box, you idiot.
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The Amazing Spider-man Secret Wars Lunch Box
Sorry, but I noped the hell out of this because I was scared it would have spiders in it.
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The Berenstain Bears Lunch Box
Sister bear and Brother bear fought over this lunch box regularly.
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The Incredible Hulk Lunch Box
Someone smashed this one on me. Then I smashed them.
It was only fair.
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Transformers Lunch Box
Held more meats than meets the eye.
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X-Men Lunch Box
Everyone at the weirdo table had one. Even the cripple who claimed he had mind control.
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Star Wars Lunch Box
You had to force this one open. Get it?
I'll see myself out.
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Sesame Street Lunch Box
This one features the first ambiguously gay duo. Because fuck the rest of Sesame Street.
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Yogi Bear Lunch Box
Better than a pic-i-nic basket. Eh, Boo Boo?
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Charlie's Angels Lunch Box
You. Were. Charlie. And you controlled the heads of these three Angels.
