Well, if the naked meth heads breaking into houses while covered in their own shit, guys jerking off in Burger Kings and dudes humping their pit bulls in front of their neighbors don’t keep you out of Florida, maybe a gator the size of King Kong will.
Check out this beast they recorded walking just a few feet away from photographers at the Circle B Bar Reserve in Lakeland yesterday. When you see the size of this thing, you’ll understand why we find it hard to believe all of the guys with cameras just stayed put and maintained a clean set of drawers while it slowly made its way between two areas of shrubbery.
Lakeland has a population of 100,710, but you have to think that after the video of this monster makes the rounds on that internet thing, it’s going to take a hit. I mean, if that isn’t one of those “Honey, grab the kids, your jewelry and my Lisa Ann DVD collection and meet me in Hyundai Santa Fe in five minutes because we’re moving to North Dakota today” moments, then I don’t know what is.
h/t BroBible
