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When it comes to Seinfeld, we have all the best quotes and life tutorials, including Cosmo Kramer’s Guide to Living Life on Your Own Terms. What else could you possibly need? How about a ranking of the 12 hottest girls Jerry Seinfeld dated over the course of the series. When it comes to pulling in hot actresses of the moment, no one was better in the ’90s than Seinfeld.
From actresses of other hit TV shows to one-hit wonders we never heard from again, Jerry dated them all. The virgin, the compatible kisser…the tractor story. The weird ’90s hair girls all the way up to the Lori Loughlins. He’s seen it all. But who would we rank, of all the Jerry Seinfeld girlfriends, as the best? Well, you’ll just have to scroll to find out. But we promise, this stroll down memory lane is well worth your time. I mean, how could you not?
This is not to say every girl Jerry dated was hot, but more often than not they were, especially for girls of the ’90s. Now we know what you’re thinking: What about Elaine? Well, what about her?
Ranking Jerry’s 12 Hottest Girlfriends Over The Course Of ‘Seinfeld’
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12. Jennifer Campbell ("The Pick")
Tia Van Camp was a Calvin Klein model Jerry met, just before she caught him in a pick (a nose pick).
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11. Amanda Peet ("The Summer of George")
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Lanette was the hardcore girlfriend, which required Jerry to hire George as his "Relationship Intern," which we all know was just another job George couldn't keep.
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10. Christine Taylor ("The Van Buren Boys")
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Ellen was the perfect girlfriend, almost too good to be true, according to his parents. Their first date was on her birthday, which of course made Jerry think she might be a loser.
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9. Courteney Cox ("The Wife")
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Courteney Cox played Jerry's fake wife to get the dry cleaning discount. That, of course, blew up in his face.
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8. Angela Featherstone ("The Maid")
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Cindy was the maid who didn't clean, but rather got paid to sleep with Jerry. Kramer pointed out the messy mystery: "Ut oh, you're a john!"
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7. Sara Rose Peterson ("The Voice")
Jerry did the voice for Claire's stomach when she was asleep. Like the Kool-Aid man.
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In Case You Didn't Catch Sara...
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That GIF was too good not to use, but too quick to get a good look at Sara.
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6. Kathleen McClellan ("The Apology")
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She doesn't have an IMDB page, but she was definitely casually naked all episode in Jerry's apartment.
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5. Debra Messing ("The Wait Out")
Beth was a bit of a racist.
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4. Kristin Davis ("The Butter Shave")
Jenna brushed her teeth with a toothbrush Jerry dropped in the toilet, but conveniently failed to mention.
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3. Melanie Smith ("The Hamptons")
Rachel was Jerry's girlfriend in a four-episode arc, one of which involved a bit of "shrinkage."
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2. Lori Loughlin ("The Serenity Now"
Jerry gets peeved when Patty gets him on a hot streak about his lack of temper. I mean, "How much flan can a person eat!"
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1. Teri Hatcher ("The Implant")
"They're real, and they're spectacular."
