Paris Hilton Has Low Standards

By idlyitw

The last time I coaxed a vermin out from behind a dumpster and made out with it was last night so I’m a little worried it was the same guy Paris Hilton has her mouth on here. As far as I know, these pictures aren’t from today, so I may very well have hooked up with Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds. And that’s only slightly less scary than being strapped to a spinning wheel while a blindfolded drunk man with no fingers throws knives at me. And it’s also only slightly less sexy.

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Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

  • Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    Coachella 2013: The Day in Pictures; 4/20/13

    July 20, 2013; Photo by Johnny Firecloud

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