Mischa Barton Has Nipples

You know what’s more lame than Mischa Barton’s one zillionth (intentional) “wardrobe malfunction” slash “nipple slip” slash “why couldn’t it have been an actress who’s hot, and not known for being a total, useless twat which ruins any sort of hotness she had before we found out about the total twatness?” Nothing. But I thought I’d ask anyway.

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