I don’t listen to music about dead dogs and porch swings, so I really don’t know much about Tim McGraw. I know he’s got a pretty hot wife and that he wears a cowboy hat because he’s bald, but I never knew he was so gracious to his fans. Especially the woman in the front row who he thinks stole his pinky ring. I can’t say for sure, but I’m almost positive she’ll be a fan for life, because why wouldn’t she? Skin tight leather pants and a button-up muscle shirt? Oh my, he’s just like a real cowboy!
Hint: Hey Tim, the lady who has your ring is in the blue shirt, jackass. You know, the one right in front of you who’s waving like an escaped POW who just saw a plane.
Classic wet Faith Hill:
