Soccer is mind-numblingly boring, but apparently women like dudes who can’t use their hands in games that end in 0-0 ties. So here’s soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo being unveiled as the new face of Giorgio Armani. I have no idea how they Photoshoped his face on my body, but whatever. It’s my blessing and my curse.
If you’ve ever experienced a tornado, you know you only have moments to prepare. It’s terrifying and changes your life…
