Aye Aye Eyebrows





Ali Lohan was in London this week with what appears to be eyebrows she removed from a 19th century Spanish painter. Her whore gauge is almost on full, so when she hits 18 expect to see her on something more Lohan style. Like a milk carton or on stage with a donkey for example.

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