Irene Left Spain Alone

While the east coast braced itself for an underwhelming, overhyped hurricane, some chick named Micaela Schaefer put on a bikini and lucite heels, then called the paparazzi in Mallorca, Spain so they’d take her picture at the beach. She must have known it was going to be a slow gossip day.

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