Violet Budd Is Here Again





After not knowing she existed a month ago, Violet Budd has now been on the site twice this week. I hope this shows her that I’m not afraid of commitment. And since women like reading into things, if she could also somehow take that to mean I have a big penis and enjoy licking vagina a great deal, then that would be fantastic.

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